- Well lets get to some news. I usually don't go into theme park news, but I feel this should be brought up. Especially when things become as horrid when a theme park doesn't know how to entertain their guests anymore. It's especially troubling when Disney doesn't know how to.
Disney wanted to bring something Tron related to their park when they become nostalgic and they put out a sequel to their almost 30 year (wow 30 years!) film. So they created a light show to perform at night called ElecTRONica and created a replica of Flynn's Arcade in California Adventure's Hollywood Pictures Backlot (Or now Hollywood Land. Not joking). I found it impressive and I really would have liked to have visited it one day. I also would have liked Daft Punk to perform there one day, but that probably wouldn't have happened. Could have, but didn't. It looks like Disney had a great show to keep there since I heard many great things and brings the right audience. So to completely avoid the 30th anniversary what does Disney do? Take it out and design a new Alice in Wonderland show which looks like everyone belongs in a gang or some stupid club.
And apparently look like Wildman.
Its not gone yet, but soon will be in mid-April. But really, what a missed opportunity. You had an adequate light show Disney, until you thought of this crap. Not only a missed opportunity, but you skewered the image of Alice in Wonderland even more. Just think about it Disney before you make the absolute decision of removing ElecTRONica. Stay classy Disney...
...I need to kill stuff...
At least Cars Land is looking pretty swell (yeah, not proud of it either). They should have used the CGI Pixar money from Cars 2 to help out with more Cars Land stuff. I mean how much did that movie make?
- Now we go on to Six Flags which has been bugging me lately with all the changes they have been doing. I haven't been to the park lately, but I do know when you turn dark world of Gotham City Backlot into the very much colorful and flamboyant DC Universe Land (its just DC Universe, but you get the gist). I don't know if I would have enjoyed this when I was a kid, since I know this is aimed towards kids and probably teens (to some capacity, no idea what they like honestly its weird, don't ask. Just look whats on Cartoon Network or Nick lately). But its just too colorful and they really try to stuff every popular member of the Justice League into this place.
I mean here we have the infamous quick change Superman phone booth with the new colored building in the backround. Also this will probably be removed to coincide with the new 52 mythos.
Speaking of New 52 they probably will change this a lot to coincide with that. I still don't like the new 52. Too many things have changed and its just wrong. Guh, nothing is going to get me to like the new theme change nothing.
Haha, clever, but your not gonna get me with a Plastic Man trash can.
...bastards.
- Oh and forgot to mention this...well...Six Flags. You are now going to Hell:
Now...for some damned reason, Six Flags has to, for some reason, promote the Three Stooges movie. So what have they wrought? Damnation. Utter Chaos. A Blood Bath. Just...no other words can describe this insanity. I can't look at it anymore...
My god...wait a minute...isn't Six Flags owned by Warner Bros.? Why is Warner Bros. doing a promotion for FOX? Perhaps that is the greatest mystery of all...
...no it isn't. Its just bloody idiotic. Seriously though, what the hell is going on here? Who's in charge here?
- Lets end on a lighter note shall we? Here's a look at the villains for The Avengers in the new TV spot. Apparently we still don't know what they are from that though...
